Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Bush Vows Veto of ‘Communism’ CEO Pay Cap

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WASHINGTON -- (TYDN) President Bush warned late Tuesday he would veto proposed legislation capping salaries of chief executive officers at U...
Sunday, April 27, 2008

Doctors Wrinkled At ‘Sensationalist’ Botox Study

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MALIBU, Calif. -- (TYDN) Researchers here at Pepperdine University are casting doubt on a recent study showing patient appointments for Boto...
Thursday, April 24, 2008

Female Jihadists Picket, Demand 72 Virgins

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RIYADH, Saudi Arabia -- (TYDN) Female suicide bombers walked off the job here and throughout the region late Thursday, demanding 72 virgins ...
Tuesday, April 22, 2008

McCain Wins Presidency, Democrats Demand Re-leak

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WASHINGTON -- (TYDN) Sen. John McCain has become the United States' 44th president in a landslide vote, according to November election r...
Sunday, April 20, 2008

U.S. Obesity Leveling, Threatened by U.N. Food Edict

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BETHESDA, MD. -- (TYDN) Obesity rates are leveling for the first time in the United States since government scientists began monitoring the ...
Thursday, April 17, 2008

Clergy Swells as Pope Reverses Pedophilia Ban

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VATICAN CITY -- (TYDN) Catholic clergy ranks are swelling under Pope Benedict XVI's "reunification decree," the pontiff's ...
Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Bush: Iraq Withdrawal Linked to ‘Benchmarks’

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WASHINGTON -- (TYDN) President Bush backtracked on his ongoing pledge to keep the Iraq war effort running indefinitely, announcing Wednesday...
Sunday, April 13, 2008

MLB Bans Players Not Linked to Steroid Scandal

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NEW YORK -- (TYDN) Major League Baseball announced Monday it was banning as many as 90 former and current players including Barry Bonds and ...
Thursday, April 10, 2008

Bush Resigns, Unresigns For ‘Good of the Nation’

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WASHINGTON -- (TYDN) President Bush unresigned Friday, moments before he was to announce his resignation at a hastily called news conference...
Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Wrigley Field Renamed Fukudome

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CHICAGO -- (TYDN) Wrigley Field, the nation's oldest Major League Baseball park after Fenway, is being renamed the Fukudome for the Cubs...