Tuesday, February 24, 2009

SEC Vindicated in Madoff Ponzi Scandal

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by Jonathan Montoblan, TYDN Financial Affairs Writer NEW YORK -- (TYDN) The Securities and Exchange Commission announced Wednesday it was v...
Thursday, February 19, 2009

New 'Google It' Definition: 'Screw You Lazy Bastard'

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by Charles Lingualia, TYDN Staff Writer NEW YORK -- (TYDN) Merriam-Webster linguists are tweaking the definition of the popular term -- Goo...
Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Bonds’ Penis ‘Shrinkage’ Subject of Steroid Trial

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by Charles Duffymeister, TYDN Staff Writer SAN FRANCISCO -- (TYDN) Barry Bonds' penis and testicle size is likely to have a deep impact...
Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Limiting Executive Pay Unfair to CEOs, America

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by Jonathan Montoblan, TYDN Financial Affairs Writer WASHINGTON -- (TYDN) President Barack Obama's plan to cap annual pay at $500,000 f...
Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Bongmaker Ending Phelps Sponsorhip

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by Charlenne Mota, TYDN Olympics Affairs Writer EUREKA, Calif. -- (TYDN) Bongmaker Tokem Enterprises Ltd. is set to discontinue its lucrati...
Monday, February 2, 2009

Internet Before Computers, Schools and Hospitals

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by Mosufufu James, TYDN African Affairs Writer ENTASOPIA, Kenya -- (TYDN) The road here from bustling Nairobi winds 100 miles, giving way ...
Thursday, January 29, 2009

Stocks Soar Amid ‘Very Heinous’ Outlook

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by Elisa Torro, TYDN Financial Affairs Writer NEW YORK -- (TYDN) Stocks soared Friday as investors reacted to "very heinous" qua...
Monday, January 26, 2009

Devil Hacks Pope’s YouTube Channel

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by Viktor Romanov, TYDN Religion Affairs Writer VATICAN CITY -- (TYDN) Millions of Catholics worldwide panicked Monday when Pope Benedict ...
Tuesday, January 20, 2009

First Lady: Obama Honeymoon ‘Didn’t Last Long’

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by Gomer Pilon, TYDN Politcal Affairs Writer WASHINGTON -- (TYDN) President Barack Obama's presidential honeymoon was short and did not...
Monday, January 19, 2009

Obama Oath Cancelled: Bush Retains Presidency

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by Jack Derrieringer, TYDN Political Affairs Writer WASHINGTON -- (TYDN) President-elect Barack Obama's inauguration here was cancelled...
Friday, January 16, 2009

Iran Trained Birds that Crashed Jet Into Hudson River

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by Artis Puntintuccas, TYDN Senior Intelligence Affairs Writer WASHINGTON -- (TYDN) Intelligence agencies for the Bush administration have...
Sunday, January 11, 2009

EPA Might Limit Rocket Fuel in Drinking Water

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by Virginia Limpiarolo, TYDN Environmental Affairs Writer WASHINGTON -- (TYDN) The Environmental Protection Agency is taking a second look ...
Thursday, January 8, 2009

Fearing Unrest, Obama Delays Digital TV Transition

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by Thialia Vizor, TYDN Entertainment Affairs Writer WASHINGTON -- (TYDN) Fearing pandemonium if Americans lose television signals, Presiden...
Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Pope Seeks Bailout During Emergency Homily

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by Viktor Romanov, TYDN Religion Affairs Writer VATICAN CITY -- (TYDN) Pope Benedict XVI urged a world confronting financial crisis, confl...
Sunday, January 4, 2009

McCain Gets Online, Realizes Election Lost

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by Felix Frankfurtor, TYDN Internet Affairs Writer PHOENIX -- (TYDN) Sen. John McCain was readying to concede the presidential election aft...
Thursday, January 1, 2009

Rights Groups Decry Madoff Confinement as ‘Barbaric’

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by Dorcus Regulsorex, TYDN Staff Writer NEW YORK -- (TYDN) The American Civil Liberties Union, Amnesty International and other rights group...
Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Out of Gas, GM Converts into Church

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by Dalorean Pantswochitz, TYDN Auto Affairs Writer DETROIT -- (TYDN) Running out of gas, General Motors Corp. is converting to the church t...
Sunday, December 28, 2008

U.S. Regulating Santa Suits to Combat Terrorism

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Kristofer Wrinkeladge, TYDN Reporter at Large WASHINGTON -- (TYDN) The Bush administration is to begin regulating Santa Claus suits in the ...
Wednesday, December 24, 2008

U.S. Rejects Food Bank Bailout

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WASHINGTON -- (TYDN) The Bush administration rejected on Wednesday a proposed $10 billion U.S. food bank bailout amid the worst economic dow...
Sunday, December 21, 2008

Possible Third Shoe in Journalist Attack on Bush

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WASHINGTON -- (TYDN) U.S. intelligence agencies are probing whether a possible third shoe was involved in the shoe throwing incident last we...
Sunday, December 14, 2008

Analysis: ‘Lip Service Economy’ Paying Dividends

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NEW YORK -- (TYDN) U.S. and global market fluctuations during the recent weeks have been pegged to government affirmations or denials of a U...
Thursday, December 11, 2008

Xmas 2009 Moved to March to Stimulate U.S. Economy

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WASHINGTON -- (TYDN) The Federal Reserve is set to announce 2009 Christmas is moving to March as part of a sweeping economic stimulus packag...
Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Governor Defends Obama Senate Seat eBay Auction

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CHICAGO -- (TYDN) Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich on Wednesday staunchly defended himself against federal charges he was auctioning President-...
Sunday, December 7, 2008

Three Dead in Wal-Mart Funeral Stampede ‘Chaos’

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Long Island, N.Y. -- (TYDN) At least three were left dead and dozens injured when a crowd of mourners stampeded at a funeral here Sunday whi...
Thursday, December 4, 2008

Domestic Crisis as Mom-in-law Moves to White House

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WASHINGTON -- (TYDN) President-elect Barack Obama's mother-in-law is scheduled to move to the White House here with the First Family on ...
Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Prison, Brothel and Gambling Indexes Replacing Dow

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NEW YORK -- (TYDN) The Dow Jones Industrial Average index of 30 stocks, the widely followed indicator of stock market health since 1928, and...
Sunday, November 30, 2008

Obama: Wal-Mart Stampede Signals Healthy Economy

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LONG ISLAND, N.Y. --(TYDN) President-Elect Barack Obama declared an economic victory hours after a Wal-Mart worker died early Friday after b...
Friday, November 28, 2008

Bush Weighing Bush Pardon

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WASHINGTON -- (TYDN) President George W. Bush's latest list of pardons does not include high-profile individuals, including the presiden...