Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Scalia Says He's Gay, Recuses Himself From Marriage Cases




WASHINGTON -- (TYDN) Justice Antonin Scalia, the longest-serving member of the U.S. Supreme Court and considered one of the court's most conservative jurists, announced late Wednesday he was gay and recusing himself from the gay marriage cases, TheYellowDailyNews has learned.

The revelation comes after two days of historic oral arguments challenging a California voter-approved measure banning same-sex marriage and a challenge to a federal law defining marriage as between a man and woman.

"After hearing hours worth of oral arguments on this, something awoke inside me and I realized that I'm gay, and I think I always have been," Scalia, a President Ronald M. Reagan appointee, said in an exclusive interview with TheYellowDailyNews.

High court scholars said it was the first time a Supreme Court justice announced he was gay.

The announcement from the 77-year-old justice sent shockwaves across the nation. The development confirmed what many court watchers had always suspected while other legal analysts suggested that, without Scalia, the high court could end up in a 4-4 tie and not set a nationwide precedent.

"The irony here is that Scalia's newfound gayness could be a step backward for gay and lesbian rights," said Regina Lestermeister, a plaintiff in the California case, in an exclusive interview with TheYellowDailyNews.

The justice's wife, Maureen Scalia, said she, too, suspected her husband of 53 years was gay all along.

She declined further comment when contacted by TheYellowDailyNews for an exclusive interview.

3 comments :

  1. Always amusing. Sniff.

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  3. One of the "gay agenda recent victories was established when homosexual autoworkers were successful in coercing the UAW management to quietly slip their gay and lesbian partners into the autoworkers benefit package...These same-sex gay and lesbian people had nothing to do with the auto industry and didn't work for the companies or earn these benefits.

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