Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Local Man Claims to Have Watched Every Online Porn Flick



Media awaits Johnson to announce favorite skin flick as Guinness book probes porn watching claims. Photo: SEIU
STOCKTON, Calif. -- (TYDN)  Guinness World Records is investigating a local man who claimed Tuesday to have watched every porn film on the Internet, TheYellowDailyNews has learned.

If true, John Johnson's feat would become the second in a week to make the Guinness Book of World Records. The other entry this week concerned an elderly Arizona veteran who waited on hold 21 days to make a medical appointment with the Department of Veterans Affairs. That bested the previous world record, set in September 2001, of an anonymous FBI tipster who languished on hold 20 days with information about a brewing plot to destroy the World Trade Center.

Johnson, 38, said the porn chore took him more than 10 years, about 18 hours a day. The handyman said when he was not watching online porn, he supported his habit by performing maintenance work for fellow renters at the Archmore Apartment complex, where he lives in a one-bedroom unit in this port city here.

"The phone has been ringing off the hook now with calls from companies that want me to sponsor them," a glowing Johnson said in an exclusive interview with TheYellowDailyNews. "But I refused to strike deals with them because they wouldn't even shake my hand."

Instead, he said he was considering starting an online porn viewing advice blog. Media buyers told TheYellowDailyNews in exclusive interviews that the blog would sit well with advertisers because Johnson's target audience includes every male with an Internet connection.

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