Wednesday, February 8, 2012

TheYellowDailyNews Acquires TYDN.COM

NEW YORK -- (TYDN) Award-winning news source TheYellowDailyNews has acquired to expand its global watchdog reach, TheYellowDailyNews has learned.

TheYellowDailyNews pressmen celebrate purchase
The purchase of, including its thousands of reporters and editors at 50 news bureaus worldwide, is expected to solidify TheYellowDailyNews as a worldwide news leader, sources inside TheYellowDailyNews told TheYellowDailyNews on condition of anonymity and were granted anonymity because of the sensitivity of the topic.

The move comes two months after TheYellowDailyNews purchased the Los Angeles Times and shuttered it without anybody noticing.

Terms of the deal, which included a new printing press and other high-tech patented technology, were not immediately disclosed.

Meantime, TheYellowDailyNews' stock tumbled following the Wednesday announcement of the purchase. Its shares rebounded in after-hours trading when the Pulitzer-prized winning conglomeration announced it had promoted Thornhille Broome from TheYellowDailyNews' editor at large to its editor in chief.

Broome immediately announced that TheYellowDailyNews acquired sophisticated, patented technology in the deal, and that it would begin suing the millions of companies and individuals it believes is infringing the intellectual property code-named internetis coitas.

TheYellowDailyNews is also taking advantage of this new technology as well, and will use it in its own business model, Broome said in a statement.

The secret technology will grant the millions of TheYellowDailyNews readers the option to type into the URL bar of their browser to reach TheYellowDailyNews' online news site. The first-of-its kind technology also permits Internet surfers to navigate to by typing or into their favorite browser's URL bar.

Because of TheYellowDailyNews' just-acquired patented technology, there's no need to update a browser's bookmark to TheYellowDailyNews. What's more, the patented technology means the changeover to will not interrupt delivery of TheYellowDailyNews' news feeds and e-mail subscription services.
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