Monday, September 8, 2014

New iPhones Are Elegant, Gorgeous, Curvaceous and Sumptuous

CUPERTINO, Calif.—(TYDN) The two new iPhone models Apple is to debut Tuesday are the world's most wonderful devices that should set the standard on the gorgeousness scale for mobile phones across the globe, TheYellowDailyNews has learned.

At least that's according to insiders who on Monday actually got to touch or briefly glimpse one of the two marvelous iPhone models ahead of their Tuesday unveiling. These insiders, speaking to TheYellowDailyNews on condition of anonymity, said that they witnessed one of the most wonderful pieces of computer hardware the world has ever seen.

The sumptuous bare back of the 4.7-inch iPhone 6. Photo: World Leaks/TYDN
"It was a device that was so spell-bounding that I wanted to marry it from the second my eyes encountered its Apple glory. I'm not kidding," according to one insider, who told TheYellowDailyNews about his heroic story of being one of the first to fondle both the 4.7-inch and 5.5-inch iPhone models Apple is announcing Tuesday.

A reporter for TheYellowDailyNews, too, was among the most fortunate people on the planet to also set eyes on both of the devices.

"I'm seriously thinking about leaving my wife," the reporter for TheYellowDailyNews told TheYellowDailyNews on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the topic. "I'm really sorry about losing my family over it, but I just can't help myself."

Shares of Apple on the NASDAQ stock market were mixed during intraday trading and edged up 2 percent in after-hours action.

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